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Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Eye of newt , spine of toads,

little toes of rodent woes

Wool of bat, and hOwlet's wing,

Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting.

Owloween Jokes

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

A: Lazy bones

Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?

A: With scare spray

Q: What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling

Q: What do people say to the parents of twin witches?

A: Which witch is which?

Q: What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A: A blood vessel

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?

A: Bone appetit!

Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?

A: Bloodhounds

Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A: A stake sandwich

Q: What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?

A: A scareplane

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

A: Peek-a-boo!

Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?

A: He heard it had great circulation

Q: Why do mummies make good employees?

A: They get all wrapped up in there work.

Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

A: Fly by night operations

Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

A: Home Moaners Insurance.

Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?

A: He couldn't find any doolb.

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

A: They're so wrapped up in themselves

Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

A: They have bat breath

Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

A: Dead ends

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

A: A trombone

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body

Tonight is not all fright and fear- A trick or treat is waiting near

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I WILL RETURN...

On a warm summer night,

a couple of friends of mine and I stayed up until about 3:00 a.m.,

talking about scary stuff that has happened to us.

One began telling us about a weird encounter

he had with a ghost or something supernatural.

He said he was driving back home (from Abilene, Texas to Laredo, Texas)

when he saw a hitchhiker on the road.

As he passed the woman,

he looked back in the rearview mirror to catch a last glance,when

to his surprise the woman appeared to be sitting in his back seat.

The wind picked up and he thought he could hear a voice calling his name.

The hole was very deep and inside it was pitch black.

His eyes adjusted to the darkness after a few moments,

and he made out a form sitting in the darkness with him.

It called his name, and he scrambled away in fear,

trying to climb out of that terrible grave.

Then the figure spoke. "You can't get out," Muahahaha!!!

Black cats roam about at night

They always hiss and sometimes bite

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